that awkward moment..

when you’re secretly letting your girlfriend sleep in your sublet room for rent and she needs to take a shit and all she has is a roll of toilet paper and a plastic bag in a trash can 😂

so im sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
yeah you cute but you stress me tf out

keeppthevibe:

I like clingy. I like when someone purposely grabs my hand to show other people I’m theirs. I like that when something exciting happens during the day, I’m the first person you want to tell. I like coming back to an “I miss you” text message when I’m in class or taking a nap. I like that random call at one in the morning just because you wanted to hear my voice. I little gestures that show I’m important, and you enjoy having me in your life.


youronlyhopeishere:

humanityinahandbag:

theinturnetexplorer:

Who’s ready to get back to college?

No, but really, this is actually what college is like…

By the gods….

Job corps 😂 gayyyy-ass-fuck
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